Umm I'm too high to move.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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