Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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