you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
They left me at home... I'm a liability
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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