Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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