How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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