i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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