I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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