i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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