Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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