yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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