come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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