Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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