Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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