Buhtt sex?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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