google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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