Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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