I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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