Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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