Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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