I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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