you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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