At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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