he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
ttyl tear gas
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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