hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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