okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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