And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
try to milk me bitch
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