just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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