I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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