well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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