I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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