Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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