love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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