U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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