I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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