Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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