He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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