Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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