Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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