I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Randomize
