That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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