ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Randomize
