you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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