batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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