remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
