I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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