The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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