alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize
