I'm drive I can fine osifer
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
send nudes
from the living room?
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