just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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