She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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